A few funnies....
Tonight after mark got onto konnor pretty rough (AKA a spanking), Konnor turned, looked at me and said very matter of factly......"I dont fink I wike him".
Yesterday, I told konnor to "PLEASE be a good boy!" and he asked "WHY?!" I said "jesus and santa are watching you" (horrible I know...) " and it makes Jesus really sad when you are not a good boy." he paused a second, then looked up to the ceiling, or heavens...whichever, and said "Jesus, dont cry. I just CANT be a good boy. it is TOO hard...."
Mark and I were playing around and he was poking at me, I was kicking at him, etc. I was like "Im gonna poke you with this fork!!!" (Again, we are looking like really bad parents right now.....) and mark was like "OH, do it....I dare you. Just see what happens!!!" and Konnor said "DADDY please dont taze mommy!!! I wuv her!" (you know...the taser gun that cops have.....)
Konnor looked at me when I was changing and said "Mommy, my tummy is not soft like yours." I was annoyed and said "I KNOW konnor! Sorry mommy is fat!" and he said "I wike it mommy. Its cute!" AW I love him!!!! <3